This awesome piece of literature is NOT mine...it was found as a user signature on some other forum somewhere, but it was so well done I have to share:

""Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron-surfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious pronsite of 'hot XXX galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
" 'Tis not possible!" I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server,
404""