Soothsayer tops the hill...

And a Happy Birthday for Soothsayer! There's only so much a forum can do for its members, so we will now celebrate your birthdayhood by giving you a birthday rating with the new rating stars that were FINALLY added! Yes, your birthday is being exploited to test the stars. But hey, let's not let that keep all of us from wishing the old fart some happy birthday wishes!!!

I suppose I should say something about my turning 40... like how all the hot young girls weren't even alive when I was 20. Am I a dirty old man now? Or am I just becoming more refined in my perverseness?

I also suppose that this means I need to have a mid-life crisis. Too bad I can't fit into any damned convertible or sports car out there. Time for me to get into shape, then. Find a young mistress. Or some lube... even olive oil at this point would ... help me get that drawer unstuck.

Isn't middle age crappy?? I know a lady who is 100 yrs young and has more energy then all of us put together. This lady walks about 5 miles a day and the only reason she lives at the assisted living facility I work at is because she doesn't want to live alone or be a bother to her family.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!